Cap doesn’t belong on the team?? XD But he’s a good guy ;)
Hemsworth and Evans again! ^^
Avengers BONUS scene = shower scene
Oh, yes! -.-
Captain America’s secret weapon = A mole!
steve doesnt cuss he doesnt know how
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The Joker
Petty crime fills the streets of Gotham. It’s sad and disgusting how people can just steal, cheat, lie and even murder for reasons they consider so very important. Some say they do it out of fear, some out of anger, some out of need for something, and others just to exercise their power. On the other hand, it is amusing to watch their trivial attempts and their even more laughable captures. See one of my theories as to why all these so-called criminals’ plans fall through all the time is because they all take themselves way too seriously. They should all just learn to lighten up and put smiles on those faces. Things would go so much more smoothly for all of them if they simply wore a permanently carved smile on their faces and a laugh that most would call insane, crazy and possibly psychotic. I mean, it has worked flawlessly for me so far.
I have no intense planning and scheming that goes into my work. I have no justified reason behind my actions. I just do things because I find great pleasure in viewing the reactions among the masses. It’s highly intriguing to predict what decisions people will make according to their nature, which in Gotham is to do anything and everything to save your own neck. My curiosity over human nature often inspires me to conduct sort of criminal experiments. I could rob a bank, take a hostage or do any number of normal felonies, but I like to add a twist because in all honesty I don’t care about the money, valuables, weapons of mass destruction or hostages in the least. What I live for is to watch the human instinct of survival kick in, which it usually does with my brilliant ultimatums. Think of them as a choice between killing one to save a thousand or just letting them all die.
There was one hostage situation that I had constructed for the people of Gotham to make a choice. I had suspended two school buses high in the air between different skyscrapers, and on each bus was a single person as well as a large quantity of simple explosives rigged to go off within an hour of being presented with the choice. One bus contained Gotham’s newest goody-two shoes mayor, Glenn Hayes. The other bus held a mass murderer and rapist named Howard Shaw. The choice between who to save and who to let live seems easy enough, right? Well, Mayor Hayes’s vehicle, if dropped, would land on nothing but the empty road below and only cause slight harm to observers brave and idiotic enough to get near a flaming bus falling from the fifty-eighth story, whereas Mr. Shaw’s flaming bus would fall on another school bus full of elementary school students on a field trip, killing everyone instantly. I had also created two separate buttons for each drop site that would allow anyone to set off the explosives in that bus before the one hour time limit was up. What Gotham did not know was that each button was set up to detonate the opposite vehicle! Oh, they were all in for a great shock when they had their minds made up.
I must say that I found it utterly hilarious to just sit back and watch all the disarray happening below from the fifty-eighth story of an under construction high-rise that sat just between the two suspended buses. The Gotham police force had set up a barrier around each trigger to keep the frantic, terrified people from pushing any buttons too soon. I gave them credit for being so cautious in this dire situation for they had dealt with my games before and didn’t know whether there was a trick involved or not. I could hear the screaming and sobbing of citizens, the yelling of the police force, the sirens of ambulances and fire trucks and the steady beat of helicopters’ propellers. It was all like a beautiful, dark symphony of chaos that I had written myself, my carved smile grew wider.
Now I know human instinct – it doesn’t matter how much of a saint a person is or even thinks they are – any individual would be willing to kill if it came to their own survival or the survival of someone very dear to them. Yet despite this law of human nature, there is one man, or bat if you prefer, who does everything in his power to defy it. No matter what kind of impossible situation I present him with, he still stubbornly clings to that one rule in which he refuses to let anyone, be they good or bad, die.
Of course Gotham’s masked vigilante subtly entered my elaborate hostage situation, but it did not anger me or ruin my fun. If anything, it heightened my anticipation for the outcome of my game. I didn’t see any way in which Batman could save everyone in peril, but he has proved me wrong in the past. I was truly interested to see if he would keep to his rule or finally abandon it, just as I wait to see every time we come in contact.
I checked my broken-faced watch and saw that there were five minutes remaining. I looked to either side of me to see the buses still suspended and intact. I couldn’t see Batman anywhere, but I knew if he had touched the cables suspending either of the buses both vehicles would have plummeted to the ground. I waited patiently, listening to my growing symphony.
I glanced at my watch again. 5… 4… 3… 2… 1.
I pressed the button on my master control that would have caused both buses to combust and drop causing all my hostages to die. Nothing happened.
That day nobody died. Again. I felt a small spark of frustration at having my fun halted so suddenly by the “caped crusader,” but in all actuality it only drives me to push him even closer to the edge of his sanity to where he can no longer cling desperately to his one rule. I want to show him that he is not above anyone else in Gotham, or the world, and that one day he will sink to the level he strives so hard to be above. Both he and I know that one day he will have to face the cold, hard truth if he ever wants to stop me from wreaking havoc on his precious city. Because the only way he will be able to put an end to my madness is if he kills me himself, otherwise I will remain haunting him. The mere thought of it all just heightens my excitement.
Disney Dressphere Project by xsKiRtZx
i call Jasmine Pocahontas and Sally in my party
…I want to get a group together to make all these cosplays. Please.
Perfect, once they got rid of that frog-suit Tiana. Much, much better.
This is badass!!! It combines two of my favorite things: Disney and Final Fantasy!!!!! Whoot! Whoot!
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For you Taylor; your army of Corgis!
if you’re sad just remember
imagine them coming for you
tackling you
licking your face
covering you in their excited puppy wiggles
imagine how fluffy that’d be
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Holy crap, this is perfect. It even solves the “what if Spiderman tore his costume” problem.
I think I’m in love.
I would cosplay the FUCK out of this…
can i have the um.. jacket. please?
Better than the leotard… Definitely.
rad as hell
I approve.
Forever Reblog
1. I would love to see this cosplay!
2. I could see this in a new cartoon series :)
3. I want that hoodie sooooooo badly!!! O.o
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brushie brushie brushie
oh my gosh c:
My parents did this to my dog once XD
(via gentlynigh)
Bikini…Assemble!!!
also…the villian
and………a bonus!
ooooh lady thor ooooooh
ooooh captain america ooooooh
i think i might have a thing for blonds ssssshhhh don’t tell anyone
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